Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with messages for useless products. How can I block all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the click here window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your lame advertisements for things I don't even want. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- This has gone too far.
- Get a clue.
- I'm reporting your ass to the authorities.
Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm sick with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Get lost
- I'm not interested
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your last chance to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Don't test us.
Get Lost With Your Annoying Texts
You believe you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your deception. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Get Lost With Your Spammy Emails
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.